Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 19/46 (95/400 points)
Never Logs Off
Worst Username Change
Won Best Thread with 'Let's Play the DeviantArt Gamer'.
Worst Moderator
Won Best Photoshop Thread with 'Photoshop Patrick Star'.
Most Underrated
Best Moderator
I Miss Yew
Funniest User
Rookie of the Year
Biggest Spammer
Most Overrated
Worst Poster
Master Creator
Most Improved
Biggest Attention Whore
Drama Queen
Best Poster
You clicked ten trophies! :D
You clicked a trophy! :D
Wrote most of the motivations.
Think of this as a consolation price.
Made the flash, wrote stuff, and then some.
Arranged the BBS Awards 2013 and also...
You clicked a hundred trophies! :D
Not bad. Keep trying, you might get perfect!
You clicked a thousandthreehundredthirtyseven trophies! :D
That's a great score!
You did it! Congrats! :D
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 6/30 (50/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Rid a tree house of slimes
Obtain the wooden bat
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat the Mercenary General
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (185/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Crashed without turning left nor right.
Tried both preferences of direction.
Crashed for the second time.
Reached 1 point score.
Crashed for the first time.
Crashed before start line with 0 score.
Reached 2 points score.
Checked the Credit screen.
Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.
Reached 8 score.
Crashed 8 times.
Reached 4 points score.
Crashed 16 times.
Reached 11 points score.
Reached 16 points score.
Reached 24 points score.
Crashed 32 times.
Reached 21 scores.
Crashed 64 times.
Reached 32 points score.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/70 points)
Went right.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Get a game over.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/420 points)
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Talk to the old man
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar